Friday, May 21, 2010
Divergence
You're not a freak, Timmy... you're just not considered normal in our space-time continuum.
Social Status
Ugh... seriously!? You work at McDonald's? I won't date anyone unless they at least work at Chili's!
Learning/Emotional Disabilities
Having a bad hair day does not constitute an emotional disability... but it's pretty darn close.
Individual Academic Needs
No, really... I need one book for the classroom, one for my locker, one for my girlfriend's house, and one to level out my desk at home.
Unprofessional Behavior/Teacher Bias
We are all created equally... some of us are just more equal than others.
Classroom Management
You want me to learn math for the whole 90 minutes? I'll try, but sometimes I can't concent... OOO! SOMETHING SHINY!
Social Skills
Wait... you mean having my pants down to my knees so everyone can see my cool new boxers isn't socially acceptable? How am I suppoesd to learn if I can't be fashionable!?
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